To ask your funny ' doh' moments.. For fun

[TooMuchSunshine]

Somethings just made me remember.. But years ago when I was adult enough for Internet banking. Long time ago, I remember logging on the laptop to set it up. Got on my account and at the top I saw it was https....
now I'd never noticed the 's' at the end before on anything. And panicked thinking it was something dodgy and was being hacked.!
So I Googled the number and rang the fraud / lost stolen cards bit and said ' at the bar at the top it's got an' s' the poor guy must of thought I was insane, so he tried to ask me my details, the standard, namev address etc and I said.. Oh no I can't give them out.. Please block my card and account and I'll go into branch.. Got flappy and hung up. ( for some reason I thought the number I had Googled may of been ' dodgy' too) and that I was going to have my account drained of the whole £200 ish that I had lol

I'm primarily guilty of trying to push pull doors and vica versa. You don't half look silly. There was one door I used to use which was technically a double pull door but one was always locked. I would always push the locked side, then pull the locked side, then realise 50% of my mistake and push the unlocked side. By this point the ladies in the office, the security on reception and everyone in the vicinity is shaking with laughter and I have to seriously debate whether whatever I needed doing is worth the humiliation of finally pulling the unlocked side and walking into the office. It usually was, but I still had the debate.
Also, trying to unlock my phone by pressing my thumb to the speaker at the top because the lip of the speaker feels like the lip of the home button. I do that a lot.