Disclaimer: I am drunk, courtesy of just being on my bi-annual night out to said best friend's birthday celebration.
She spent the first ten minutes complaining that none of her cousins and some (what's the negative of some?) of her friends (didn't send) sent her a happy birthday message. She puts this all down to her not having her birthday published on Facebook.
I also don't have my birthday published on Facebook. It's ten days before hers. She didn't wish me a happy birthday and neither did anyone else in the group
am maybe wavering between lighthearted amusement and feeling slightly bitter that she's so offended about the issue when she did the same to me