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22 replies

Bonjourmonami73 · 04/07/2018 21:53

I had a wildly erotic dream about having sex with a good friends husband Blush I felt so embarrased when I woke up and couldn’t look him in the eye next time I saw him!
Aibu to ask for your similarly embarrassing dreams/ fantasies!

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NotAnotherNoughtiesTune · 04/07/2018 21:54

All of them.

No - seriously - all of them.

FedUpLetDown · 04/07/2018 21:58

I had an incredibly hot dream once about my boss. Complete filth. My boss was about 25 years older than me, used to wear a onsie racing type outfit to work everyday and would spend the entire day eating Ginsters pasties. The dream was so good that I got the fanny gallops for months whenever I spoke to him.

I will never, ever admit this to anyone in real life.

iwillbemummy · 04/07/2018 22:00

“Fanny gallops” - spits out tea laughing! Brilliant

Bonjourmonami73 · 04/07/2018 22:01

OMG @fedup ‘fanny gallops’ 😂😂😂

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Whatislife123 · 04/07/2018 22:04

That I was having a gang bang with around 4 guys that I didn't even fancy. ( I knew these guys in real )

CurlsandCurves · 04/07/2018 22:06

Jeremy Kyle.

Several times. He’s very good and surprisingly caring.

UnreasonablyPissedOff · 04/07/2018 22:07

Are these people's dreams or fantasies?
My fantasy currently includes Jamie Dornan and I even watched 50 shades of grey ONLY to perv over him. He is so gorgeous but far far younger than me...

Pebblespony · 04/07/2018 22:07

I had a rather racy dream about a colleague. The next few days were awkward.

Pebblespony · 04/07/2018 22:09

My fantasies are more like porn films in my head. If DH tried to do any of those things to me in real life, I'd leave him and call the guards.

Whatislife123 · 04/07/2018 22:10

I meant to say i knew these guys in real life. Sexy dreams about Rihanna, miriah carey. Im not bi and I don't find them attractive in real life. Dreams about looking for sex with strangers.

isseywithcats · 04/07/2018 22:10

Wesley Snipes dressed as Blade in a black porche carrera

TheLittleThingsLikeVodka · 04/07/2018 22:10

Had a dream about my bil a few months ago, could barely look at him for a couple of weeks afterwards Blush

Orlandointhewilderness · 04/07/2018 22:11

Unreasonably Jamie Dornan goes to the same gym as my DB. He text me on monday to say he was in there! Apparently the gym has been warned though that no one is allowed to talk to him when he is in there.

rebelrosie12 · 04/07/2018 22:16

I had a very steamy dream about Chris Martin from Coldplay once....had never fancied him in real life before but I do now!

Bonjourmonami73 · 04/07/2018 22:18

@rebelrosie ooh yes, I like Chris Martin Blush

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DwangelaForever · 04/07/2018 22:32

May or may not have had a sex dream about my husbands twin brother (although this was ages ago when we first got together)

vampirethriller · 04/07/2018 22:34

I second Wesley Snipes in the Blade costume. Jack Sparrow is another. (absolutely not Johnny Depp though!)

Singlebutmarried · 04/07/2018 22:37

One of the guys from the local

It was fab. Woke up in a disheveled state.

Cattenberg · 04/07/2018 22:42

I really liked the vicar who led my colleagues' husband's funeral. He was good-looking, witty and compassionate. And married, of course. I felt guilty for fancying him for both reasons.

One night, I had a dream that we were having an affair in the church. Best dream sex ever.

Novasglow · 04/07/2018 22:43

I had a very inappropriate dream about Saul Goodman... I grabbed him by the tie and it went from there Confused

Also had one years ago featuring Ali G...

Cattenberg · 04/07/2018 22:45

Apologies for rogue apostrophe.

MellowMelly · 04/07/2018 22:48

Lady GaGa and I got exceptionally steamy in my dream. I won’t go into details but I had a ‘sleepgasm’ and woke up halfway through it.

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