To this my DS would let me get ready? (Light hearted)

[IdLikeABiscuitPlease]

Takes my hairbrush off me whilst I'm brushing my hair.

Decides he wants to blow dry his hair instead.

Nicks my comb and runs off to hide it.

Unplugs my straighteners without me knowing! (He doesn't go near them by the way, only the plug).

Then he leaves a trail of destruction with my clothes!

Goes off to start getting ready to go out in 3 years time!

*To think my DS

He sounds like my dog, OP
I am trying to put my trousers on he keeps jumping on me.
I am going to the toilet he follows and won't let me in peace.
I brush my teeth, he bites and pulls my clothes. Imagine trying to tell someone off with a mouth full of toothpaste...
I sit down to eat breakfast he tries to take a bite.
As of my hairbrush I don't dare leave it anywhere he can reach because he would chew it to bits! He already has made a start...
He also ran off with one of my work shoes the other day and i couldn't find it...

Not obviously the same as having a DC but well he is my only 'child' for now