I treated myself to a breakfast wrap from McDonald's this morning.
I was half way through when I noticed two dark pubic hairs on the wrap!
Understandably, these things happen so I just took it to the till and told the woman serving.
She said "Let me get my manger".
She and another colleague were laughing about it and saying I'd placed two eyelashes on the wrap
They were being very loud and lots of customers were behind in clear ear shot.
So next the manager ushers me over to the side and asks to speak to me.
She said these aren't hairs, these are eyelashes. And the wrap has been bitten into so it wasn't from the kitchen. She said she sees these get made and they're not what they look like.
I said well they aren't my eyelashes. She said really, are you sure?
I said yes, and my eyelashes aren't that dark. She was very
and said "and I suppose you think mine are since I'm black".
I said I wasn't accusing anyone in particular, I'm just saying that hair or eyelashes, mine aren't that dark so they certainly don't belong to me.
She was all very raised eyebrow and she then said "Well I don't know what you want done about it, this wasn't us so there's nothing I can do"
I said do you have the number for head office?
She said if you really want it you can find it online.
AIBU to be cross and have expected a bloody replacement?!