I love him to bits but he can be one who isn't the easiest to catch on.
Means when he's right it's double a kick in the teeth
I've been bitten on the leg. It really itches so I've been putting germolene on it.
Saw anbesol liquid and thought "hmm wondered if that would work" asked aloud to DH who said nope.
Dumb ass me tried it anyway and Oh My God the burning!!!
It's like holy water on the devil
I hastily reapplied the germalene and grimaced to myself
Dh is sat there with a 
grin
Bastard