To be utterly baffled by what a bad looking knee is

[Snowdayfet]

Yet another friend today telling me she hates this weather as she has “awful knees” and she doesn’t like displaying them in shorts/skirts.

I must have seen thousands, nay, millions of women’s knees in my lifetime - fat ones, skinny ones, young ones, old ones, knobbly ones, muscly ones, the full range - and never once have I thought “gosh that woman has horrible looking knees”.

Is this a thing now? Should I be worried about the state of my knees? I sort of thought they were one body part immune from scrutiny or criticism - after all, they’re a pretty freaky thing when you think about it. Just a patella hovering in a bunch of cartilage (ewww).

I read about some celebrity (can't remember who now) having a knee lift to improve the look of their knees . Crazy.

I've got skinny legs and my knees look enormous and lumpy in comparison to the rest of my legs. No one would ever think I had nice legs despite the long slimness of them because I've got these great wobbly knees. You can't do anything about the bastards either.

Knee cosmetic surgery??!!!!. Mind. Blown.

It's strange as I do look at other peoples knees. I have had 15 operations on knee and have had a knee replacement. My knees look awful and I'm envious of others 😊

My Mum always criticised my knobbly knees...

I have otherwise good legs do hope my ugly knees don't offend anyone!

Sadly this doesn't surprise me. Cankles, knobbly knees, fat noses, fingers too long or too short. My DD's bugbear is her 'three-head' (forehead you can only fit three finger widths on). Which she inherits from me.

Oh, and the big news about all these so-called flaws is, nobody over the age of 16 or so cares about or notices them.

I have bad knees. I can't quite work out how or why they are different but even in primary school I knew they were a different shape to other people's. Other people's are pointed; mine are flat.

Fuck sake. I didn't know what a three head is so I just checked and I have one. To go with my fat knees.

I've got ugly knees and barely ever wear shorts/skirts - somehow they have cellulite! Also, apparently have a four-head...

OMG - I hate my knees they are so fat and bumpy - I just hate how the look. But I still were shorts because its so hot where I live. A couple of years ago when every dress in the shops were above the knee was a nightmare for me - I am a big fan of the mid calf ones that are out now

Yes yes, you all hate your knees, I get that.

But you knee-self-loathes, do you regularly find OTHER people’s knees offensive?

*loathers

Knees are quite ugly though...mine certainly are. One summer I will wear short shorts but I'm not knee ready sadly.

Knees are one of the first things I notice on other women. I can’t even tell you why.

Also, apparently have a four-head

I have a five-head but my knees are ok.
For now.

There was once an Agatha Christie Poirot story that hung upon the point of whether anyone had noticed the girl's knees.

My knees look like a ten year old's - they're covered in scars from constant falling over as a child. Over steps, out of trees, over skipping ropes, off walls... you name it, I tripped over it and I always had bare knees so I was always covered in scabs as a kid.

I don't care though, I'll display my knees if it's hot. And I'm not sure that I've ever looked at anyone else's knees. I certainly haven't looked at them and been disgusted.

It's a running joke in our family that everyone used to stare
at my knees, even dogs!!! That's when they were acceptable ( not that
I ever liked them) Now they are just fat!
I also cringe at feet on show, I know it's my problem, so hate the Summer for 2 reasons!
I am a proud owner of a three-head too, but I suppose it depends how fat your fingers are!

I was just thinking of that @DavidPuddy! It's Cat Among the Pigeons, where a mid-20s actress pretends to be a schoolgirl so she can be fake kidnapped for a ransom, when the real princess was captured months before. Poirot obviously ages her from her knees and that's the clue that unravels the whole sordid business.

OhMyGodTheyKilledKenny Demi Moore has had a "knee lift". Not sure why on earth I remember reading that though.

I once showed my knees (which I had no issues with how they looked) to my friend who is a physio and she said ‘what’s going on with your knees’ and looked horrifed - she must have seen thousands

yes it was Demi Moore..I think for her 40th birthday and for Charlies Angels as I recall? For some beach scene?

I have a 2 head is that bad or good ?

• toddles off confused!

Of course, Demi Moore.

My knees are quite nobbly and one has a scar from surgery but I still wear shorts in this weather despite being over 50.

I'm more concerned about my threehead.