To ask what the af is this?

[RamsayBoltonsConscience]

Just seen this on FB sellers page. WTAF!

Newborn real life doll

Looks like the wind changed direction when it scowled.

There’re whole documentaries devoted to reborn dolls. Have a look on YouTube

Sigourney Weaver's pfb??

Lump of silicone that's smelled something bad

The stuff of nightmares, that's what!

It's a reborn doll with the face of Michael Winner struggling to shift a particularly tricky bowel movement.

But why would you buy one that looked like that? I mean my ds pulled some faces when he was tiny but he was my real baby and I loved him. This is permanently in the spawn of Satan pose!

It looks really pissed off!

Imagine looking in a pram and seeing that looking back at you!

It’s Ben Kingsley...

Imagine looking in a pram and seeing that looking back at you!

You would definitely need a forward facing pram!

Creepy

Maybe it was on the inside of that so-called snail in that mner's daughter's bedroom a few nights back?

Yes! Spawn of Gerald! 😁

It's been taking acting lessons from Joey Tribbiani

I welcome our new overlord, Spawn of Gerald.

how much do you have to pay for one of those?

They want £100 for that!

I’d give them £100 to kill it with fire.

I had no idea such horrors existed. What's it for? Play? Practice? Urgh don't like it one bit.

There's a lady on my towns Facebook baby selling page that buys stuff for her reborn all the time and then posts photos of it wearing them. She also constantly buys it prams. Very strange.

Who would ever want a baby doll that's eternally expressing a particularly challenging shit.

Didn't they once give these things to teenage girls so they'd know what they were letting themselves in for if they conceived?

It wouldn't be a bad idea anyway ... give 'em one of these and that would be the teen pregnancy issue solved in one fell swoop

Im wondering if this sold- or rather, who too? 😁