I have been booted from SANP!

[Scienceawarenaturalparent]

For anyone following my last post where I was wondering if I should leave science-aware natural parenting, I now dont need to worry because they have kicked me out. I heard that after the admin rinsed another group out of money to spend on sex toys and Nutella lube she went on a booting spree removing people they suspect of being an evil mumsnet bitch.

Im upset to say the least. I was planning on a big flounce and scene and feel like i have have been denied this pleasure. AIBU or have they done me a favour. Please mumsnet help me know how I should feel because I wasn't ready to be released from the cult just yet.

Oh my god! Now you won’t be able to report on all the batshit, gooey, perverse happenings!

Can you link your old thread? Sounds a good read

What?!! I too need to read this!

I lurked on the last thread and am delighted with the update. I may have to try joining.

Oh goody.... the last thread was soooooo funny.

Popcorn anyone?

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/3277048-AIBU-to-be-upset-about-a-facebook-group

Create a fake profile, join the group, then have your flounce.

Also... Nutella lube?! Wtf?

Insane people arguing is fun

Noooooo I was hoping for the next instalment of fake Nutella, selfies of cervixes and orgies!

Its a hiden group with a waiting list where the Admin is a little suspicious of people because she is a bad person and thinks everyone is like her.

I'm sorry but I'm shamelessly placemarking because this sounds like it will be hugely entertaining, I'm off to read the original thread...

Just woken the baby up laughing at the previous thread. They sound mental OP, and probably not a good cult to join, best off out of it.

That said, it does sound very entertaining, anyone got any other groups to tell us about?

The only thing keeping me going is all rallying together. Perhaps they are arranging a collection for the SANP Queen who requires regular offerings of money or breasts. Perhaps they are preparing a hacker to hack mumsnet to check who I am. I'm sure a meeting will be happening at SANP HQ where Nutella tea will be avalable and everyone can discuss the latest way we can be offended.

Holy cow.

Op you really need to get a life. And maybe a personality then you wouldn't depend on a Facebook group for entertainment.

How did they know it was you on this thread to be able to kick you out of the group?

—and what did you do to Barbara?—

I trusted someone who told the modmins who I was. They have kicked me so I will never get into the Tugging And Fucking offshoot group where they set up orgies in Manchester and arrange fisting and squirting workshops and husband swapping

Barbra was eaten by the cake hairdresser after runing out of sprinkles

I think we need to arrange an undercover infiltration

I was hoping that this thread would help me gain some clarification.

No such luck.

What on earth is science aware natural parenting. Enlighten me.

Were you booted before or after they were having a whip round for Victoria Sponge's spendy hairdryer?