So, DH has just let me know that he basically goes to the toilet like a child. It turns out he's been doing wees with his trousers round his ankles in public although only does sitdown wees at home which he refers to as "his little treat". I'm not sure if the trousers round the ankles thing is an every time thing as I'm too astonished that a 37yr old man can behave like this. I don't even know where to begin with this one 
He's going to have to teach DS how to behave in public toilets soon and I'm worried this is going to be a problem. AIBU to think DH should stop behaving like an f'ing child and behave like an adult???