LTB?

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Just came down from putting the baby to bed to find " DH" has scoffed my Doritos!!!! I'm very sleep deprived with an 8 month old that won't sleep alone and a 2 year old that has taken to screaming in the night, the thought of those tasty, crunchy dirty crisps was the only thing keeping me going!

Do it

Do it! I came out the bath to find my husband eating my bubble gum ice cream the other night and seriously considered murdering him never mind leaving

Oh my word @jaseyraex how did you not kill him? Ice cream thievery is crossing the line!

My Dp has been known to help himself to my snacks even though we clearly choose our own personal ones to go on the shopping list.
Because of this he has also been known to drive many miles to the nearest 24hr supermarket to replace my snacks.

Seriously!? Go, don't look back, it will get easier as time goes by.

I would buy another packet, lace it with Chilli powder and then LTB.

YANBU

Doritos are naaasstty though. Send him to the shop to replace hopefully with some decent crisps asap.

He must go to the shop to replace them. End of.

Kill him! Slice him very thinly, fry the slices crisp, season with sea salt and cracked black pepper, and enjoy! Nobody of reasonable mind could hold it against you!

Consider yourself lucky. Doritos are pure garbage.