Some context - I'm an expat working for a 5 bed hospice struggling with funding in Paphos, Cyprus. We have 50% Cypriot and 50% English/other nationality patients.
We had an unfortunate incident in the night time with some relatives and one of our patient beds - making it unusable. 
We desperately need a replacement (our beds are pretty ancient) but do you think WABU to ask? (we'd be delighted with even a teeny tiny bit of support) Do any mnetters know if he's friendly?
We know Paul has strong (albeit bakey) links to Paphos - we've watched British Bake Off, A Bakers Life & City Bakes but expect the judge gets inundated with requests.
We've tweeted #hollywoodbed a few times but no-ones listening. 
Apparently Paul bought bread to Paphos but would he now bring a bed?