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Disgusting ex!

27 replies

Mumao · 12/06/2018 19:14

So... I’m still living with my ex after asking him to move out...

He is currently walking around the house wearing a tshirt he’s wanked into... his 43!

This is one of the reasons amongst many that I can’t stand him. Found rank spunky tshirts previously.

Aibu to kick him out based on that alone (I know I can’t!)!

I can’t bring myself to say anything! Urgh sick bastard!

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Mumao · 12/06/2018 19:15

*obviously wanked into! Vom

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KittyVonCatsworth · 12/06/2018 19:17

Boak. That’s just grim. What a filthy animal. Bury him. Wrap the body in his spunky shirts.

Maelstrop · 12/06/2018 19:19

Do you both own/rent the place?

AnyLondoner · 12/06/2018 19:19

I hear you OP, I still live with mine. Thanks

CoraPirbright · 12/06/2018 19:21

Why cant you kick him out?

GabriellaMontez · 12/06/2018 19:22

Why can't you ejaculate him now?

Sorry.

dusking · 12/06/2018 19:26

That’s vile, whose name is the house on? I would leave, couldn’t stomach that Confused

Hotdogjumpingfrogs · 12/06/2018 19:29

What, that's rank. How do you know he's wanked into it?

Can't you just leave, I couldn't live with that.

ScrommidgeClaryAndSpunt · 12/06/2018 19:30

If he's happy walking round with his own spaff visible on his clothes, then there's something seriously wrong with him.

MissMary0fSweden · 12/06/2018 19:33

Why hasn’t this fine specimen been snatched up by someone else already I ask myself.

daffodillament · 12/06/2018 19:36

OMG !

Mumao · 12/06/2018 19:37

We are both on the lease, I don’t want to leave my LO

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Mumao · 12/06/2018 19:37

It’s pretty obvious!

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Sunbelina · 12/06/2018 19:40

That is gross. And they wonder why they're ex's...

DontDribbleOnTheCarpet · 12/06/2018 19:42

Is he trying to make you leave by being so disgusting that you can't stand it any more? Or is this normal for him?

ShoesAndFood · 12/06/2018 19:46

Is he trying to make you leave by being so disgusting that you can't stand it any more

Wondering the same thing tbh. How long do you need to live together?

Juells · 12/06/2018 19:49

Why would you have to leave your LO? Confused

Lovemusic33 · 12/06/2018 19:53

Has he always been this disgusting?
How long is left on the lease? I would kick him out if you can afford to pay the rent until the lease is up?

Mumao · 12/06/2018 19:55

No, found them stuffed in his drawers before!

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Mumao · 12/06/2018 19:57

I’ve nowhere to go for the both of us... and he can’t afford the rent on our place... I can for a few months. We signed a new lease a few months back

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Juells · 12/06/2018 20:01

Yuck. So many literal wankers turning up in threads over the last week or so [ spew ]

Hotdogjumpingfrogs · 12/06/2018 20:03

So the shirts all wet and spunky.

Do you have a child. Isn't that inappropriate sexual conduct in front of a child. There's got to be some law against it. It's foul.

I would litrially be sick.

RandomMess · 12/06/2018 20:19

Think I'd rather go into a refuge tbh

Mumao · 12/06/2018 20:20

He’s disgusting but that’s going a bit far!

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flumpybear · 12/06/2018 20:22

Rank!! Can't he stay with his parents ffs - eugh!!

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