Hairy handed cliches

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Just that really

You're asking or?.....

I can’t take a picture because (I forgot to scour the internet for something appropriate before I started the thread) my phone’s broken.

I have no money. This is my postcode. Thank you gor the PMs. No i wont accept any money, well maybe just once. what shall I do?

I am looking at my body with no clothes on and thinking about how I would describe it. How would you describe you fully naked body in about 500 words?

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I'm a teacher and I never let children use the toilet during lessons.

Anything to do with incontinence - urine, faeces or leaking periods.

I've just namechanged and remember the wonky dinosaur cake, jam jars, spam fritters and the offal crisis threads.

I just went to the loo. Do you go to the loo. Can you describe it in intricate detail NOW please.

me ? without the defined waist

I am so confused by MN today.

I have quintuplets.

What is this ?

where's Wally ?