What the hell is this "sandwich cream" hell?

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Cream: Heinz 'considers Sandwich Cream re-brand' www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44373387]]

No words. No salad either, apparently.

Cream: Heinz 'considers Sandwich Cream re-brand' www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44373387 try this link

Wtf 🤢🤢🤢

Noooooooo!

It's a bit sick, really

They can get stuffed! I don't care what they call it, it'll always be salad cream here. If they rename it for no good reason, I might just have to try other brands that stick to tradition.

I get 'site can't be reached.'

Yes, sorry - something's gone wrong with my cut & pasting. Anyway, it's in the BBC website and I'm sure it will come up in google.

I'll have one last go at linking it.

It’s rubbish.

Work, damn you!

Oh ffs, my phone has gone bananas- it must be the shock. If anyone can provide a link that works then I'll make them an egg mayo bap.

It’s all probably a marketing ploy.

It will be back to normal by September!

what a horrible thought.. wonder how long before someone excepts confused and assumes it should be served up in jam sandwiches.

Grim.. if it ain't broke don't fix it

I bet it’s on ‘good morning britain’ or The one show by Friday?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-44373387

This is just marketing hype, like the threat to discontinue salad cream a few years ago. (I hope anyway!)

Marketing ploy. Social media goes mad, people start petitions to keep the old name, the people unite to defeat the evil Heinz, Heinz go, oh ok, the people have spoken, we will keep the name Salad Cream, the people are all “yasss power to us we WON” and everyone in the hype remembers how much they love salad cream and sales skyrocket.

Little - probably.
Although it didnt work with marathon etc. Pre internet though.

This is just marketing hype, like the threat to discontinue salad cream a few years ago

I come on to say exactly the same thing. Sales rocketed when they said they were going to stop manufacturing it. Turned out the it was a big scam to get higher volumes.

My cream says ‘salad’. Just saying.

Cheese and salad cream is my favourite jacket potato topping so I vote renaming it 'JP sauce'