DH is an arse

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velvetcandy · 31/05/2018 19:46

DH shamed me for doing my makeup today. I was moaning about having all 4 DC at home (half term) and being up to my neck in kids/housework/life and he turned around and said well you had time to do your makeup so it couldn't have been that bad! Pretty fucked off at him tbh. I still didn't manage to have a shower but slap on a bit of mascara and apparently that means I'm going places ok no life.

He's free to a good home if anyone's interested, also considering a swap?

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velvetcandy · 31/05/2018 19:47

Going places in life*

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RoseanneBarred · 31/05/2018 19:50

I think you might struggle to give him away

Puffycat · 31/05/2018 19:50

Arse indeed OP. Mind you, if I’ve got to choose between a shower or makeup, I’m having a shower!

Puttingthefootdown · 31/05/2018 19:52

I can easily do my makeup while watching the kids play. Not so easy getting a shower lol!
He's being an arse.

mouseistrapped · 31/05/2018 20:08

Wow
do you have time to do a crap too?

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velvetcandy · 31/05/2018 20:28

Not in the day

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Hassled · 31/05/2018 20:30

You'll be telling us that you had time to boil the kettle next, won't you? Slacker.

(And yes, he's an arse)

Storminateapot · 31/05/2018 20:38

Think I'd do a 'Monsieur you're really spoiling me, you're right I'm just being a spoilt cow because I think I also treated myself to a wee at one point'.

PoorYorick · 31/05/2018 20:39

Put makeup on him while he's asleep.

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velvetcandy · 31/05/2018 20:48

Treating myself to a wee 😂😂😂

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