""Hockey extraordinaire – soon to be first team captain. 'Prince of Hiatt Baker'. Really tall and this stands out. Took a girl home on the 16 during freshers and once 'sorted' cycled back to Bunker. Just a very well-known top bloke.""
Even in a student 'newspaper' surely this isn't acceptable any more?
I'd be mortified if it were my son.
thetab.com/uk/bristol/2018/05/10/bristols-biggest-names-on-campus-2018-round-5-33603