To think I can't possibly be pregnant

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So I have an implant which expired after 3 years sept 2017. We rarely dtd as I have ongoing Gynae issues. Last month we did but only literally for a few secs and he didn't ejaculate in there(sorry).. so my periods have been almost regular did the last few months every 28-30 days. Now I'm 7 days late, boobs really sore and I'm so bloated... I can't be pregnant surely???

The obvious question is have you taken a test?!

You know you could be. No one here can tell you anything other than get a test.

A test could answer that for you.

I will tomorrow but surely it's practically impossible

Sorry what is dtd? I don't get all this lingo 😂

Very unlikely, but then my youngest was conceived in very unlikely circumstances too.

It's unlikely but not impossible. You'll need to test to know for sure. Hope it's whatever outcome you're looking for.

The implant is only good until it expires as soon as it does you need a new one or to use other protection.

Of course you could be.

I don't think it is practically impossible, like you say your implant has expired, and sperm can sometimes be released prior to ejaculation.

Have you never heard of pre-cum.

DTD means Did/doing the Deed or if you prefer Shagging or
making luuuurrvvee (boak not envy)