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Michelle dugger

37 replies

Ohmydayslove · 22/05/2018 20:03

Has no bloody wrinkles and is so fresh faced! She’s clearly as mad as a box of frogs but how does she look so un wrinkled? Is it the lord? Smile

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hotsouple · 22/05/2018 20:07

haha

HildaZelda · 22/05/2018 20:13

Or a pact with Satan? ;)

CaptainGreen · 22/05/2018 20:14

I thought you were going to say she was pregnant again!

Ohmydayslove · 22/05/2018 20:14

What do you mean ha ha! She seriously does! Look on u tube! I have 6 kids and my face needs a good iron Grin I think I may convert Smile

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Ohmydayslove · 22/05/2018 20:15

Oh she’s always pregnant! That’s a given. And joyfully giving herself to her husband apparently.

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YouAreNotImportant · 22/05/2018 20:15

No smoking, no alcohol, no drugs.

And lots of sex seemingly!

Ohmydayslove · 22/05/2018 20:16

Or defending her pervert son. Angry but she really does look serene it’s not fair hair very 80s though

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Ohmydayslove · 22/05/2018 20:17

Oh fuck yes it’s the wine! Bastard can’t give that up Smile

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ColinsVeryJolly · 22/05/2018 20:18

The duggar women are all ridiculously beautiful aren't they?

Must be all the pure thoughts they have Wink

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Ohmydayslove · 22/05/2018 20:35

Grin Grin so its no alcohol pure thoughts and 19 kids!!! No not sounding an option Wink

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AlonsoTigerHeart · 22/05/2018 20:37

She funnels her children's hope,dreams and freedom to Satan in return for her youthful looks

chavtasticfirebanger · 22/05/2018 20:37

Troubles what a disgusting comment

Redcherries · 22/05/2018 20:50

Really Troubles? That’s a horrible comment.

Ohmydayslove · 22/05/2018 20:52

chav to be fair it’s slight hearted thread and I freely admit after 6 kids I have to pretty careful going in the trampoline.

It’s not disgusting to discuss the toll on women’s bodies child birth can take. It is real isn’t it unlike the Dugger family nonsense.

Obviously see your position though

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LorelaiVictoriaGilmore · 22/05/2018 21:23

That's what happens when you let Jesus take the wheel... all those pesky decision-making frown lines just melt away.

TroubledLichen · 22/05/2018 21:24

Sorry to have offended, it was obviously a lighthearted remark (in poor taste) because she looks bloody fantastic and there’s no way someone who has 19 kids could have escaped unscathed!

If you want to talk disgusting though, here are some snippets about the Duggars:

No saying no if your husband fancies a shag, women must always be ready to submit
They’re homophobic
No divorce even if it emerges your husband is a cheating bastard and a sex offender
Women’s bodies are shameful and anything neck to knees must be covered
Michelle once called all trans people sex offenders, even though it was her son that was molesting his own sisters
She and Jim Bob covered up that abuse
They don’t believe in women working
Jessa once blamed the hollocaust on people believing in science over faith because that’s the kind of crap they teach their kids when they homeschool

I could go on... problem is if you don’t laugh at these people it leaves a pretty disgusting taste in your mouth.

BluthsFrozenBananas · 22/05/2018 21:31

They earned something like forty grand per episode. I wouldn’t be surprised if she’s had some cosmetic work done, or at the very least has regular facials and treatments like dermabrasion.

Ohmydayslove · 22/05/2018 21:41

troubled yes totally agree

bluths yes thinking derma abrasion.

To be honest poor Michelle does seem to love her daughters but why the wierd marrying off as virgins and the male being more powerful
And important.

Why do women collide with this and it’s not just far right Christian women it’s other religions too. Muslim etc

Let’s not bullshit this

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chavtasticfirebanger · 22/05/2018 22:13

True Trouble. I just hate the referral to tightness as the value of a vagina.
Women are subjugated because the texts across religions are pretty similar. Michelle does seem very happy.
On a personal note I do believe in women covering their bodies, that is how I am comfortable. I don't think breasts on display or legs are nice to look at, I think it's more respectful to hide that somewhat. But that's me and I can see now it's summer nobody agrees with me!

TroubledLichen · 22/05/2018 22:55

Whilst we’re on the subject of covering up, family beach trips in summer are banned for the Duggar cult family. Michelle reckons it’s too hard for guys to avert their eyes when there are ladies in swimsuits Confused

So I’m adding lack of sunbathing to the list as to why she looks so damn youthful.

YouAreNotImportant · 23/05/2018 15:45

They don't dance either. It can lead to impure thoughts.

clairethewitch70 · 23/05/2018 15:49

They have a codeword, they say Nike, when approaching unmodestly dressed women, so they can avert their gaze.

Michelle is very youthful though, the girls are beautiful.

lastnightidreamtofpotatoes · 23/05/2018 15:51

To be fair Michelle hasn't cooked, cleaned or looked after a baby for years, her oldest daughters did all of that. Her job is/was to be 'joyfully available' at all times.

The Duggar women have also worn make up since a very young age so they are good with foundation, so that probably covers up some blemishes/wrinkles.

lastnightidreamtofpotatoes · 23/05/2018 15:53

Things have really changed though, the boys are now wearing shorts and Jana, Jessa, Jinger and Jill have all worn trousers (Nike!). I can't imagine how long Jim Bob spent in the prayer closest after seeing that sight.