Not to invite him to my party?

[TheCatofAthenry]

My friend Jason is somewhat wild. At his last bash, everybody was jumping on the sofa. And daylight came and nobody wanted to go home.

He also frequently suggests getting ugly, and wants me to talk dirty to him.

His grammar can be lacking and he is somewhat arrogant and misogynistic. One day, he repeatedly shouted "Bitch, I'm a star!".

Last, but certainly not least, he is often found impersonating Ned Flanders.

AIBU?

Jason Derulo
😴

Witty. And doesn't he only say "Bitch I'm a star" once?

Maybe he’s got this going on 🔁

@SneakyGremlins he possibly does. I've been avoiding his company of late, so memory may not be so clear.

I tend to save my wit for my inner circle (my cats), so apologies if this is not up to your standards.

Now you could have just posted the picture of your gorgeous cats and you would have got loads of comments. 😁

I'm always posting pictures of my cats! This, unfortunately, does not solve the Jason issue.

was listening to don't wanna go home this morning

To the window...