To not want my hairdresser rubbing his balls up and down my arm as he blowdries?

[TheDevilWearsPrimark]

The title says it all.
He's fantastic, a lovely guy and not expensive, but not worryingly cheap, and I know for sure he's not trying to seduce me. (Snigger)
But he gets very, very close when he's blowdrying. I'm sure he is oblivious but it's a tad uncomfortable.

Perhaps you should take it as ahint to look more feminine?

Eeeeeeeeeeeew.

Isn't he gay?

If not, why not?

Eeeeeeeeeewwww!!!!!

, not unreasonable at all IMO.

ROFL ...and yuck!

Buy him a cricket box.

I think he wants you to enjoy it !!!!!!!

does he charge extra for this I wonder if he does it to all the ladies or if you are a special customer

did he have clothes on?

There is definitly no sexual element to it. Last time I saw him he brought me a lipstick because it was 'so me'. Which says it all.
Is there any polite way to go about this?
I considered a sharp elbowing , but thats just too mean.

Sorry no advice - but I am ROFL at this

Are "ladies" his area of expertise IYSWIM ??
If not - then ask him (politely!!) to stop his balls from writing cheques that cannot possibly be cashed !

yeahinaminute

I suspect he would appreciate that.

ROFL at the lipstick

OMG. Your hairdresser bought you a lipstick? That is just so wierd - are you sure he hadn't tried it out on himself first? YA so NBU.

DH says you are not being unreasonable.

Have you got a very small head and he has to lean against you to reach your hair

What! No extra charge! Lucky you
Casually mention that hes getting so close that its you that could be doing the blowing and it'll cost him more than a haircut. Thus making light of a hard topic pmsl xx