To think that 'Love in the countryside'...

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...is toe curlingly awful.
The men seem to be confusing finding a woman with going to auction to buy a cow. 'It's just like cattle judging' says one

Utter shite

Well with that telly format it is. It's a bit of a cringe fest.

It’s so bad I am quite enjoying it. I quite like the ‘it’s like buying a cow’ bloke (although yeah my mouth did drop open that he’d said that).

Devil It's painful but I can't turn it off!
The competitive women (queuing up to be the chosen one) are just as bad. A few of them are so desperate to be picked.
I've decided it's all about the winning. They don't give a monkeys about the man.

Isn’t this what Young Farmers is meant to be about?

I’m sure this has already been done, possibly on C4, but called “The Farmer Wanrs A Wife”.

The competitive women (queuing up to be the chosen one) are just as bad. A few of them are so desperate to be picked. I've decided it's all about the winning. They don't give a monkeys about the man.

Yes!! Some of them can barely contain the daggers. The men jostling for a woman seem much saner and less desperate. It is ages since i’ve watched trash TV - I am going to love every minute of it.

It’s not just farmers bikerunski - it’s farriers and equine vets etc as well.

Ed's lovely though!

Yeah - and the widow was sweet. I liked the Scottish girl as well - her farming skills were pretty impressive. I’m not sure it’s edited that well - it’s all over the place.

That's farmers for you! The Yorkshire dairy farmer is just typical