To think this penis pasta story is utter bollocks

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Quite prepared to be told I am wrong, but I do not believe you can buy 'penis pasta' in your local supermarket and this is just attention seeking 'aren't I just an awful mum har de har har', at it's worst.

www.google.co.uk/amp/metro.co.uk/2018/04/30/mum-accidentally-buys-her-children-penis-pasta-for-their-dinner-7510387/amp/

Does it matter?

Hadn't thought of it like that, but now you mention it yes, she probably did do it for the attention

There is one major cock in the story, and it's the Mam. What an attention seeking nonsense the whole thing is.

Did I say it did? My god. If everyone only posted things that 'mattered' AIBU would be a pretty boring place 🙄

Haha. It gave me a wee chuckle. Better than some news stories! She said she bought it in a market rather than supermarket which sounds more plausible to me.

Thought that as soon as I saw it. Vacuous bullshit.

I haven't looked at that link but i had penis pasta in my cupboard once. I cannot recall now where it came from but as a teenager DD1 found it hilarious.

I’ve never noticed it randomly on sale anywhere other than Ann Summers....I think the stories of people using it after running out of normal pasta and remembering they have it from a hen do etc are more likely/believeable

You bunch of miserable sods.. Who cares?

In fairness it says local market not local supermarket. It's the kind of thing I could get at my local market too!!