To tell everyone to piss off!

[mrsdoglover]

sort of lighthearted!
Been a really shit day, DS didn't sleep well last night (meaning I didn't sleep at all as he came in our bed and kicked me all night) and up at the crack of dawn, the dogs been a fucking nightmare whinging little sod no matter how many walks or how much attention - same with the DS tbh whinging at nothing all bleeding day and demanding i walk him in his pushchair round the block for a fucking hour when I'm starving and wet from the chuck down!
DH comes come whinging about work and is now 3 hours into a phone call with his dad and therefor no help with DS or dog. The 2 DSS are on they way round meaning more talking about shit and dealing with an upset child (another issue i cannot even talk about because it drives me mad!) and I've a banging headache that hasn't shifted all day no matter how much paracetamol and ibuprofen I take. I just want them all to piss off somewhere else so i can watch my soaps in peace!! Today is shit and I need alcohol! Rant over!

Fecking hell! You have my permission, not that you need it, to tell them all to piss right off! Tell them the migraine means you must be confined to a darkened room for several hours with cake and a nice book and possibly gin and they are not to disturb you at all!

Haha thank you JamPasty I wish I could, the DSS are here now and wanting to discuss there week so having to be interested whilst trying to calm my 2yo DS because ''I cant work it myself'' (the tv remote, he likes to press the buttons but pressing the wrongs ones - instant meltdown!) Gonna be a nightmare getting him to bed, he's naked from the waist down and refusing an offers for help/clothes - he even said no to a freddo that never happens!
Thankfully the dogs gone to sleep now so that's one less irritation - it's when he's sleeping that reminds me why my user name is dog lover haha (though he did piss on my rug before and i'm not quite over that yet - my fault I wasn't quick enough to open the back door!)
The bottle of Jack Daniels is open and have poured myself a large pint glass of JD and coke. Feeling calmer with every sip!

Go to bed and leave DH to it.

Eliza I would be he is pissed a bit tipsy and will no doubt keep DS up way past his bed time (9:30 at weekends) and his older two up chatting shit til 3am later than they would normally stay up. Plus the dog usually needs to let in and out often at this time and he's shit at doing that on a good day! I'm sat in the kitchen, they're in the front room dicking about - I'll go in and play bad cop in an hour and drag DS to bed (by bed I mean on the landing in the make shift bed he sleeps in now until snoring then moved to his bed until about 3am when he'll wake up and body slam his way into our bed!) God I'm in such a foul mood! My guy is wonderful honestly (Friday or ''give lads there wages when they've done fuck all to earn it day'' is always a ball ache tbh) but today I'm in a hate everyone mood. Second glass of JD being poured

In the absence of being able to leave them to it tonight, may I recommend "feeling terribly under the weather" tomorrow morning and requiring a lie in? Or have enough JD tonight that no one will be able to rouse your from your slumbers until at least midday tomorrow :)

this is the plan jamepastry too hungover to function haha