DP mansplaining and wanting to run him over

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DP in a spur of the moment lightening bolt purchased a bike for each of us . We picked up the bikes on Friday & have been on 2 rides since then.

I’ve had to listen to a constant running commentary on How To Ride A Bike - I’m 47.

I honestly wanted to just push him off the bloody bike.

Apparently I’m in the wrong gear, I should be using his slip stream, I’m not braking correctly, I’m not standing the bike against the wall correctly, I’m not signalling correcting..... blah, blah

WIBU to run him over with the sodding bike ?

Ha ha...no, you probably wouldn't do it correctly!

bionicnemonic that made me laugh.

OP Just tell him it's putting you off using the bike altogether and that if you want advice you'll google ask for it.