AIBU to have a teddy spa day?

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So first the teddies have a special sleeping bag (pillow case) then they have a hot tub ride (washing machine) and finally an afternoon hanging around in the sun. My dc are 8 so it's more for my benefit that I tell myself the toys are having a fun day.

Hahahaha! They’ll have a fab time

Lion is currently sunbathing hanging on the washing line

Thanks, glad I'm not the only one

Just make sure there's no medical issues beforehand! We lost two teddies to acute, severe spina bifida - and are still dealing with the effing filling fluff everywhere months later.

Brilliant. DD is obsessed with spa days (feminism fail) so she would love this!

When are they getting their manicures

No manicures as they have paws, not hands. They both were extra fluffy and grinning from ear to ear when dc came home so I think they enjoyed the day

Sounds like a case of teddy-waterboarding to me - I'm appalled that people actually think it's okay to subject little ones to repeated drowning AND spinning them round and round. Heartless, the lot of you.

Mine call it Spa Day. Me, I mean I call it Spa Day. No insane anthropomorphism going on here, no siree. (Anonymised for GDPR reasons)