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To wish my husband was Keanu Reeves? :')

18 replies

Jordan4531 · 13/04/2018 07:38

I love my husband honestly I do, I'm very attracted to him and in no way want to change him but last night I had the most amazing dream about Keanu Reeves. Apparently pregnant me fancies to pants off of him! In the dream we never got down and dirty but we snogged ALOT. Won't be telling hubby but I was a little disappointed when I woke up next to my gorgeous other half and not the dark haired Mr Reeves.
Am I strange or has anyone else had dreams about celebrities?

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GloGirl · 13/04/2018 07:40

I had an erotic dream about Mr Tumble once. I'm still traumatised.

PlowerOfScotland · 13/04/2018 07:41

Did he give you his "Something Special" @GloGirl?

Pregnancy dreams are crazy.

FranticallyPeaceful · 13/04/2018 07:45

Tbf I’ve gone through phases of Justin Fletcher, I always think what a wonderful dad he would make and it seems to go from there. Bizarre really

Flockoftreegulls · 13/04/2018 07:46

Mmmm Keanu!
I had sexy dreams about Kevin Mckidd, ding dong!

Scoogle · 13/04/2018 07:51

Oh god. Mr Tumble makes me skin crawl. Although Keanu though gives me fanny gallops.

Jordan4531 · 13/04/2018 08:15

Not Mr Tumble. Oh he gives me the creeps but I can see how people might think he would be a good dad. Mr Bloom on the other hand 🤣 when my eldest was little I used to fancy him. Not so much now

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VanillaSugar · 13/04/2018 08:16

You can't be married to Keanu because i am..

SoapOnARoap · 13/04/2018 08:19

Maybe get him to play air guitar, every time either of you say “excellent”

Jordan4531 · 13/04/2018 08:22

@VanillaSugar I don't want to marry him just have him to myself for a night 😂

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Wanderwall · 13/04/2018 08:26

YANBU. Keanu Reeves is gorgeous.

CocoLoco87 · 13/04/2018 08:30

Yes to Mr Bloom Blush

VanillaSugar · 13/04/2018 08:35

Actually, i think i saw him in the Cotswolds. I wish I HAD seen him in the Cotswolds.

We were staying in a boutique hotel and went down for dinner. A family of four were at the next table were seated next to us. For some reason, the mum was charging her iPhone on our table. When we arrived she panicked and grabbed her phone. The ma had his back to the room.
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I was intrigued by the eldest child (about 10) who was wearing school uniform shorts. This was at the end of March when it was freezing and we'd had all that snow and temperatures of minus 8. Then I was trying two work out of the child was a boy or girl as the child has a beautiful long shoulder length bob haircut.

I looked at the man and he was Keanu Reeves Shock but with brown hair, not dyed black as KR does in RL. The woman looked like a previous companion of KR and they'd both been pictured in RL at LAX.

The guy was talking and rounded exactly like KR. They got up and he was the same height as KR.

I really really wish this was KR with his secret family and that he dyes his hair black when doing films and publicity to keep his privacy. To be honest, I wouldn't have given them a second glance of a) the woman hadn't freaked out that I might have touched her phone b) that there was no ambiguity about the child (wrong I me, I know, - but have you ever wondered yourself "is that a girl or boy?) And the two kids (younger sister aged about 6) both had English accents whilst the adults had north American accents.

wiccamum · 13/04/2018 08:36

Don’t worry op, I had an extremely saucy dream a few days ago about Cillian Murphy...lets just say he was “feisty” to say the least! 😳 Never really thought about him in that light. Woke up feeling thoroughly flushed. DH happened to mention Peaky Blinders the other night- “wonder when the new series starts”...I had to leave the room because I got the giggles 😮

VanillaSugar · 13/04/2018 08:37

Sorry, my post is full of typos!

Jordan4531 · 13/04/2018 08:49

@Wiccamum I understand I don't fancy Cillian Murphy but Thomas Shelby! Oh yes please

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MassDebate · 13/04/2018 09:00

I’ve had some seriously dirty dreams about Robbie Williams. I don’t remotely fancy him (he was always low on my list of members of Take That I’d shag Grin). I feel a bit funny every time I see him on tv now tbh!

wiccamum · 13/04/2018 09:01

Yeh, I think it’s the hat that does it...

StrongerThanIThought76 · 13/04/2018 09:27

Keanu Reeves is my husband and I'm not sharing.

Unless yours is Hugh Jackman then we can arrange a swap?

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