To be annoyed at poems in adverts

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Started with the stupid women with a piano songs for a bank, and recited poems for Nationwide

... Now GiffGaff are doing it.

What's next?

YADNBU.

All the ones I've heard are shite.

If they were good poems, I might not mind so much, but the shiteness seems to be part of the actual point. Ooh, aren't they cute? Aren't they all ever so charmingly amateurish and relatable? No. They're just shite.