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To think DD is a psychic?

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OliviaTheFox · 10/04/2018 14:47

I’m really not unreasonable in thinking this, she clearly is. She’s only 2.9 so has a great career ahead of her. So much evidence it’s not funny, too much to list I think.

For example my DD can easily predict where I’m going to try and sit on the sofa, even though I change it up, every time I try and sit down. She’ll be right there under my bum before I know it.

When I hang out washing she knows precisely what way I’m going to walk to hang up something and is there under my feet. Change this for any sort of tidying up and she’ll magically appear exactly where i need to be, the heaveier the item the faster her abilities kick in.

She has it down to a tee in asking for a drink or something to eat just when I need a wee.
She also knows when I need a wee, as we are potty training she will definitely need a wee at the same time (and hog the toilet)

She is acutely aware of when I need to be out of the house early in the morning and will choose this day to sleep longer than normal. (That’s one amazes me the most.)

So it’s quite obvious she’s a psychic

😆

OP posts:
ZibbidooZibbidooZibbidoo · 10/04/2018 14:50

Grin I think my dog might be too based on you’re description!

OliviaStabler · 10/04/2018 14:51

My cat is as well Grin

MilkTwoSugarsThanks · 10/04/2018 14:51

I think she's a cat tbh.

OliviaTheFox · 10/04/2018 14:57

Damn. You’ll ruined that for me. Totally a cat.
Blast. I was hoping to live off her earnings.

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ShowOfHands · 10/04/2018 14:59

All children are similarly psychic until around age 10 when it all swings the other way and no matter how specific you are in your earthly instructions, the message does not get through.

Mydoghatesthebath · 10/04/2018 15:04

Definatly a cat in s previous life op Grin

ZibbidooZibbidooZibbidoo · 10/04/2018 15:50
Grin
OliviaTheFox · 10/04/2018 16:22

She cat or I need to make money from her while she’s young then. 😁

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OliviaStabler · 12/04/2018 11:59

Look at Cole and Marmalade. They even have their own merchandise for sale!

guiltynetter · 12/04/2018 12:00

my DD is 3 and she must be psychic too 😂

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