...to consider snoring as grounds for divorce

[NeverMetACakeIDidntLike]

(Tongue in cheek).

For fuck's sake fucking stop fucking snoring!!!

Shall I LTB?

AIBU?

YANBU

Are you my DH ?

Poor you, OP! YADNBU!

Not at all. I nearly did DH in with a spade the other night, we're redecorating and there's nowhere for me to go when he starts his pig with a heavy cold routine.

Salvation came in the form of Ewan the dream sheep, i put him on the rain setting and plonked him on the pillow between us. Roused DH out of deep sleep enough to lessen his snoring and at the same time blocked some of it out.

Get yourself a Ewan!

With DCs that don't sleep through and a DH that snores like a pneumatic drill... I'm losing my marbles.

I think the older (and fatter) he gets, it's getting worse...

I feel your pain. Yes, Nevermet - I went through a period of time where I was at breaking point between the night feeding baby, the night waking toddler and the snoring partner. Just dreadful. He didn't make a sound in his sleep for the first 5 years that we were together!! Come to think of it, perhaps he wasn't actually properly ssleep. He just lured me in...although age a more likely factor. Sigh.

YANBU. Oh god the misery of trying to sleep next to a snorer...
Omg Floyd I've never heard of a Ewan, googled and now completely freaked out at the video showing it calming down a baby in seconds. I don't get how it would help snoring though - surely (well at least in the case of my OH) the deeper the sleep, the louder the snore? Or is the trick that Ewan puts you to sleep and you don't care about anyone snoring?