to kick DH out of bed (light-hearted)

[Calatonia]

next time his alarm goes off loudly at 5 a.m. on his day off when I don't have to get up until 6.15?
He compàletely ruined my last precious hour of sleep.... and he was still in bed checking his phone when I left the house at 7a.m.

Why on earth did he get up so early on his day off?

Ltb!

That's the point, blaaake: he didn't: he rolled over and went back to sleep but it woke me up and shortened my night by more than an hour.

OMG: I think I definitely need to LTB: he was working at 3 a.m. on Friday morning so set his alarm for 2 a.m. When it rang he switched it off and got up. fair enough.

But he was away (still for work) last night..... and at 2 a.m. this morning guess what???? .... His bloody alarm went off.... and because it's a repeating one that I'm unfamiliar with I couldn't stop the ruddy thing from reactivating every 10 minutes, so I had to get out of bed and throw it out of the window put it in another room.