Aibu to feel sorry for myself

[agedknees]

Hurt my paw today and horrible she who must be obeyed has put a sock on it so I can’t lick it with my gorgeous bacteria ridden saliva.

Oh she's horrible! Make your point by peeing on the sofa. She'll learn!

But if it helps, you do look ever so cute with your sock on!

That's more of a wtf look than a feeling sorry for myself look. I'm sure she who must be obeyed has your best interests at heart.

Oh you poor thing. She sounds like a monster! Good thing there’s a cushion right next to you. Use it as a toilet. That’ll show her.

What a curly cutie - also like the colour of your sofa.

Woof woof

Cute dog

But yabu

LTB

Aww, mean overlord!
Hope the paw heals soon.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. That sock and indeed you are sinfully adorable.
Hope your pAw's better soon. Whats your name.

i assume mumsnet will be deleting this thread as the op is misleading us as dogs can not speak.

@opionated

Nobody is speaking, we are typing. Dogs are capable of typing.

@opionated in that case cutted up pear would have been sent to the great thread dustbin in the sky, rather than to classics...

dogs cannot speak

Umm... yes they can

Keep gazing up at her with those lovely eye, little doggie, and she will undoubtedly give you a nice treat to make up for it!

And she hasn’t bought you chicken to eat on the sofa? How evil of her! I would demand affection and treats immediately!!!
Doesn’t she know you’re feeling sorry for
Yourself and it’s her job to make it better??

Hmmm, sounds like she's getting a bit dominant, probably needs showing who's boss. Have you tried taking a shit on the carpet?

Woof woof woofity woof (translation, you lot are evil).

What breed is this?? Soo cute !!!

Not sure what breed. His mum and dad where left in a house when the family did a moonlight flit. Neighbours broke in and rescued the dogs when they heard the crying (screaming). Mum was pregnant, and I am one of the pups.

Thinking bichon/poodle but not sure.

Not very clued in on these things but I thought the bacteria in your saliva was designed to help you heal your injuries?

I would lick the sofa as a protest and maybe scratch it up a bit.