To ask what's the strangest AIBU topic you've come across?

[Smokeybacon72]

Mine has to be asking if am being unreasonable in thinking unicorns eat acorns

AIBU to chain my garden gnomes up so they can't move around at night. I had the giggles for a week

AIBU to treat teddies as if they have feelings
That’s wasn’t the exact title but the thread was about a woman who tucked in her DCs teddies as she worried about them being cold, or apologised to them if they fell out of the pushchair, not for the sake of the DCs may I add, but because she genuinely felt bad for them