To feel cheated

[Sophisticatedsarcasm]

Twice this week I’ve been shat on by a seagull (perks of living by the sea) and I’m yet to see an ounce of good luck. I feel cheated 😂😂🙈

Maybe the second shit was your good luck from the first shit and something lovely is about to happen? Or a third shit?

I just feel really cheated, especially as the second one was on my only j@cket and it won’t come out and now I have to buy a new jacket so I’m set back money... 😭😭

It’s happebed to me twice but years apart and both times in the middle of a big city.

Once on the top of the head. Once on the face. I didn’t feel clean again for months.

I really feel for you OP. The universe owes you big time.

I girl once asked me if a bird had pooped on her as she felt something ‘land’ on her hair I checked and she wasbok. She said last time bird shat on her head that on the way to a job interview. She got the job so it was lucky 💩

Does shit 2 cancel out shit 1 though? 🤔

Third time lucky?

Have you upset any seagulls lately? Is this some sort of revenge?

Sorry op. It really sucks about your jacket. Fingers crossed the universe has some way of making it up to you.