Favourite/funny swear words/insults

[RedForFilth]

Just because I'm bored and fancy adding to my vocabulary

Ps. This is supposed to be just a bit of light hearted fun.

I like calling someone a ‘door accessory’. Takes some folks a few moments to work out the meaning then they crack a smile. 😊. Appeals to me SOH.

Gimp.

I like 'nincompoop' just because it sounds funny, especially prefixed by something very earthy.

One of my mums oldies but goodies:

when someone wants something they can't have...

'well as they say in Russia, toughski shitski'

I love the word rascal, reminds me of my grandad calling me it!

I won’t say this to someone, we’ll maybe to DH, but I do like cuntychops.

Pisschrist.

Twunt

Pissflaps

Cockwomble is a favourite of mine lol

Wank puffin

Dicksplash

This is fun

I like arse weasel and we used to have a mime to go with it at my old work as we had one colleague in particular who was a gleeful arse weasel.

Wackaloon!

I know someone who thinks ‘gosh’ is a swearword.

I like 'cock-wombling wank-badger' which I first heard of on here.

Knobhead.

Wankstain
Arsewipe

Hahahaha! I did lol at pisschrist. My husband sometimes calls me a piss artist but christ is better.

Wank puffin! So funny!

FifiVoldemortsChavvyCousin really?! I even found it shocking when I learned some people think "bloody" is swearing!

Shit piece

Ball bag

Shitehawk.
Twatbadger.
Bellend.
Soapy titwank

...are the ones I use most often at the moment. Keeping it classy.