"5 signs her breasts are fake"

[embazzled]

https://www.menshealth.com/sex-women/fake-breasts?amp

From the article -

According to stats from the American Society of Plastic Surgeons, more than 290,000 women had breast augmentations in 2013 alone—meaning there are plenty of silicon-stuffed twins out there just waiting for guys to debate their authenticity. * *

I'm pretty sure there are no women are waiting for anyone to "debate" anything to do with their breasts. Jesus Christ

Silly bastard!

The twins in the "silicon-stuffed" comment was talking about breasts not twin women.

Anthropomorphism is a common tool in writing.

I've head far more women discuss real vs fake breasts than any men. In fact, I don't think I've ever heard a man comment on authenticity.

Did Jesus have fake breasts?

eye roll

I wish I could get shocked about these things, but sadly I'm not shocked.

Fake? A breast with an implant in is still actual flesh and has a blood supply and everything. ..

People have implants for all sorts of reasons, I certainly don't need evaluating not do I see why my body parts should be up for discussion. Silly bloke.

When I read ‘silicon stuffed’ I couldn’t help but think of something other than breast implants-I wonder whether the author really thought that one through.

I wasn't quite sure why you were even posting this but then I clicked on the link - thank you for brightening my day with a lovely pair of breasts Even with the guidelines I'm not sure if they're real or not but they reminded me of my favourite cleavage so....
And I'd never realised that implants could slosh. Who'd have thought that Mumsnet could be so educational.