Worst thing done when drunk

[Pollyisinmypocket]

What’s the most embarrassing and cringe thing you’ve done/said when drunk?
Just curious so someone else can help me get over my alcohol anxiety from the weekend

Told everyone I loved them.

Fell in a river.

Told a priest he could pop my cherry

Ate my friends husbands dinner out of the oven and lied about it.

Spray painted dh

Snogged a man I thought was dh but they had identical fancy dress costumes on as giant Easter bunnies so not my fault

Got very drunk st a PTA wine tasting and tried to climb the stairs at home while telling my 5 children all teens that I was a bad example as a mother but giggling.

And so it goes on.

Oh dear, where to start?

Fell off stage after doing karaoke. All my friends had gone home and I was alone and crying in pain sprawled out on the floor.

Put pizza in oven and forgot about it. The next morning my flatmate had found the charred remains of a meat feast and left it on the side.

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Slept with a very important client after a "client entertaining" night out. By slept, I mean that I woke up naked, the front door was ajar (it was one you had to lock with a key from the outside) and I could only assume he'd snuck out. Don't know think we did anything, although snogging and being naked with him was embarrassing enough.

And many more that I'd probably rather forget...

What did you do Polly?

Many many years ago - after a drinking session on Christmas Eve. Decided it would be fun to flash my bottom at a car! Stupid drunk me hasn't realised it was a police car - my parents weren't impressed when I was escorted home

JeSaisPas you just reminded me!
I slept with a distributor on a sales trip and in the morning when my phone rang (because i was missing ) he woke suddenly and reached for his wallet to pay me! Cringe!
I don’t drink anymore ...