To be fed up with having children up my arse every bloody day!!!

[Hillls]

Oh for the love of God give me a break!!

My dd(3) is so glued to me I am constantly tripping over her I cant go two feet without her jumping up to join me, I then step to the side to walk around her and stand on my dd2 who is also crawling after me, FFS i'm getting claustrophobic give me some space will you!!!

yaNbu. But unfortunately there's not much you can do about it!

pmsl. lock yourself in the loo.

i do have sympathy, dd3 is a limpet child.

Oh god I would misdee I've tried that, my dd1 just says wee wee quick!!!! so you either shoot out or deal with the mess, I want to climb a ladder and sit on the roof