I composed this poem and I’m asking in attempt at being lighthearted , AIBU trying to come to terms with what happened in my marriage by making up stupid poems in my head, adopting a cat from cats protection league (as I did on Sunday) and playing Scrabble online by myself?
My Valentine’s mini poem 💕
My husband turned out to be such a freak
Shagging a different prostitute every week
I told him free love isn’t really my thing
So I’m cashing in half his pension ka-ching
So as not to drip feed Valentines last year was when I discovered this was the reality