I have the Treatwell app, it's basically an easy way to book hair, nails, massage appointments.
Entirely unprompted - and certainly not because I've used it to book a wax before - the app has sent me a notification to say 'Don't be shy. Take it all off on Valentine' Day. Book a Hollywood wax now.'
AIBU to thick fuck right off, do not tell me to have my public hair pulled out to please - assumably - a man because it's fucking February ?!!