Things the ‘other half’ have said or done......

[LoveSchoolHolidays]

While reading another thread on AIBU, I’ve been reminded of things my ex said and did over the years.....

• woken me up in the night to tell me the baby is crying - she’s your child too mate, you are capable of walking into her bedroom to settle her!

• “I’ve changed the baby’s nappy for you” - again, your daughter too

Anyone have any classics?

Receive child tax credits so "I'm paid to look after baby"

Just told me i stink! Tbf i have colour remover in my hair so do smell like rotten egg. He did salvage it by finding proper irn bru though

“They’re only friends with you because you’re with me, no one would bother with you otherwise”

God he was a cunt