To ask for your help with my new fur hat

[TheCatOfAthenry]

I acquired this very stylish garment a few months ago. By this, I mean I took it home after someone found it in a bush.

This luxurious item looks fabulous, but keeps making a rumbling noise and delivering a spectacularly uncomfortable head massage.

The hat is also eating me out of house and home.

What should I do?

Should have gone to.........(a well know optician)

But as you didn't the only option now is to LTB

I thought it unusual at first, but now I'm really liking that the milliner added facial features.

And sometimes my hat yowls at dogs at the window.

I have three fur hats, all different colours. Handy for matching to any outfit.

Estuary do you have any pictures? I'm very much into fashion.

Here is my collection.

Sounds like my kind of fur hat!

My two fur hats are hissing at one another on the back of the settee.

Wear the fox hat?

Here are a couple of my fur hats. When not accessorising my outfits they like to recreate classic Abba videos.

So stylish!

Versatile too. One of mine doubles as a scarf.