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Original poster

To be royally pissed off!

42 replies

monkeysee100 · 26/01/2018 19:19

Forgot my friends were going out and I want to go out. It's been YEARS!!
Also I wiped up some jelly stuff that I thought was dog food but the dogs wouldn't eat and gave it a good sniff. Yep. It was dog bum mucus.

And for the fucking umpteenth time this week DH had used something up and not bothered to replace it!!
Angry

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Trills · 26/01/2018 19:30

Dog bum mucus?

That's a new one to me.

Original poster
monkeysee100 · 26/01/2018 19:43

Lucky you!!

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DeStijl · 26/01/2018 19:45

Ew

Ginandanything · 26/01/2018 19:52

Dog bum mucus is now my favourite phrase.

I don't have a dog. Is there such a thing as cat bum mucus?

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monkeysee100 · 26/01/2018 19:55

I'm sure there is! Just haven't experienced it first hand!

And btw it was a deep sniff

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rollingonariver · 26/01/2018 20:01

Why can't you go out?! You should go out with them !!

LifeBeginsAtGin · 26/01/2018 20:20

Dog bum mucus?

I feel a new username coming on....

ScarfAndGlassesgirl · 26/01/2018 20:26

Why are you not out with your friends then?

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monkeysee100 · 26/01/2018 21:26

Young baby and I forgot!

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BrutusMcDogface · 26/01/2018 21:29

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Still don't understand people who have dogs!

Bluntness100 · 26/01/2018 21:30

Oh i misread that, thought you'd whipped up some dog bum mucus, 🤣

On a serious note, does the dogs anal glands need looking emptying? They should not be leaving mucus.

MrTrebus · 26/01/2018 21:32

Why the fuck did you sniff it you weirdo Envy not envy. Just wipe stuff up in future don't sniff anything

PistFump · 26/01/2018 21:33
Esseyexxx · 26/01/2018 21:34

@brutusmcdogface. Because people want fucking dogs maybe ? What’s it got to do with anyone else Hmm

On the plus side at least you won’t be hungover tomorrow Smile

BrutusMcDogface · 26/01/2018 21:35

Nothing to do with me at all! I'm allowed to feel the way I do about fucking dogs, though! Hmm

turophile · 26/01/2018 21:35

I've always had dogs and I have never once seen or heard of dog bum mucus before this thread Confused

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monkeysee100 · 26/01/2018 21:37

Anal glands is a strong possibility. I have a twat of a bichon frise who was sent to turn me grey. We are slaves to his whims and wants. He is prone to full glands and it's muggins who deals with it.

Yep and I will sniff things in the name of science no more!

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Original poster
monkeysee100 · 26/01/2018 21:38

Incidentally my DH wanted a dog. And then a second. I might demand a third child in revenge

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Willweeverfindout · 26/01/2018 21:59

@gin I have a cat who squirts anal bum juice if she gets too excited

TheHolidayArmadillo · 26/01/2018 22:06

What's this about anal glands and emptying? Envy

Whitecurrants · 26/01/2018 22:07

Why the heck would you sniff dog food?

MiddleClassProblem · 26/01/2018 22:10

Never experienced dog b mucus either but one went through a phase of needing his fibre upped to help empty his glands other wise it would build up and gush out, watery with a weird metallic smell...

QuickSod · 26/01/2018 22:13

Didn't your mates remind you at all?

Thebluedog · 26/01/2018 22:15

Eewww exploding anal glands Confused

ThePinkOcelot · 26/01/2018 22:18

Eewwww! Gross.