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AIBU?

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Original poster

If Corrie characters had AIBU...

9 replies

yawning801 · 21/01/2018 15:56

...what would they say?

I'll start with Toyah Battersby!

"I cannot believe the brass neck of DP's crazy ex!! The gates of Cheeky Fucker Land have opened once more! She tried to buy me a Belgian bun as a peace offering (after she'd roped in some old codger friend to be a mediator)! After what she did to DP? I know! But I accepted, because I knew I had to keep an eye on her in case she tried to win DP back again. We ended up at my pub, and when I said as much to my sister (another of DP's exes, if that's relevant), the old cow's friend threw a drink at me! Then we had a massive catfight! AIBU to bar her, and her little friends, forever?"

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Original poster
yawning801 · 21/01/2018 16:06

Bump!

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x2boys · 21/01/2018 16:10

Aibu to only date people who live in the same street/square /village ? And every one I know I'm related to or dh/dp is in some way.

Monoblock67 · 21/01/2018 16:12

Aibu to get into a relationship with the mother of the boy who killed my wife? It’s been a year since my wife passed by the way, and I’ve moved the new woman in.

deloresclaiborne · 21/01/2018 16:50

the woman I work with keeps showing off her big norks saying pigging when shes annoyed would ibu to gag her and lock her in the celler

MyBrilliantDisguise · 21/01/2018 16:51

Why the hell did I have to go to Peru?

stevie69 · 21/01/2018 16:59

AIBU to feel a bit put out that the folk on the Street are starting to turn against me? I mean .... I've only murdered two people (three really as it was all by doing that Andy killed Vinny), and raped another.

People are so touchy .... Shock

Bagofworries · 21/01/2018 17:18

AIBU that my neighbours are just so judgemental!! My DH is the most helpful and lovely man. I was beginning to give up hope that I'd ever meet my Mr Right but my DH has been truly wonderful. He has really made me feel lovable for the first time in a long time.
He regularly helps our friends and neighbours out yet when he has fallen in hard times, these friends and neighbours have turned against him and actually accuse him of being evil!! He has made some mistakes but not of his own doing. He was completely ripped off by a so called friend of his, who disappeared so as not to face anyones wrath and yet despite my lovely DH scrimping and saving to reimburse affected people we know some of the money they lost, they still hate him.
He has opened the doors to our home to various people, one of which has a very dysfunctional relationship with his mother who has drug issues and yet now this very same person is accusing my DH of trying to set up another neighbour!!
AIBU to think my DH is lovely and move away from all of these nasty people who just want to stab a good man in the back?

Sausageroll76 · 21/01/2018 18:10

Aibu? We have been living with my dh’s Friend for years in a very small house, now his friend has his son living with him and has said we need to move out. We are now staying with sil above her place of Work. Aibu that cause his son has come home to live we have been evicted?

Bagofworries · 21/01/2018 21:56

AIBU to throw a party in the local pub for my posh boyfriend after he spent his actual birthday with his close family and didn't invite me to join them?

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