To think this Facebook selling group post takes the cake?

[FirstOfHerName]

Or should I say steak? And a half eaten one at that!

“Wam bam steaks ya mam”??? WTAF??

Ugh. Sounds rank!!

Someone is obviously taking the mick. What's stopping them microwaving it the next day?

Aw c'mon, it's too "lushest" to reheat surely?

Except they said all it needs is reheating in the “micro”. Why can’t they bung it in the thread and have it the next day for lunch/dinner/whatever??

Clearly a pisstake. Keep an eye on it and see if you get any further developments!

It's from a friend's local group - naturally, I edited out the poster's name and location.

Oh jeez, it's not some kind of fetish thing is it.
Men buy old slipper from Ebay and all that.

If you think that's bad have a look at the olio app

Hmm well it does say she'll deliver for a small fee...

Nothing quite so interesting on my page. Seems to be mostly people selling designer gear that’s probably fake; posts like “stone island tracksuits all sizes available” etc.

Hmm well it does say she'll deliver for a small fee.. Right, could be then Things to do with half a steak other than eat it hmm.

Well that's the weirdest sex fetish thing I've heard of

And I've heard a LOT as a sex therapist

Actually nope I've heard weirder

Blocked it out