To think pando is a precocious little shit

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Amma seems to really pander to Pando.

She lets him do whatever he wants, never encourages to him to share or wait his turn but instead indulges his behaviour with that sickening smile.

He would be the type of kid you would detest having for a play date

Can you guess what I'm watching right now

Padgett in the swing episode gives me the RAGE!

Padget is awful. All that simpering.

Of the children, Coco is my least favourite. She's so bossy and whiny. Pando is at least kind of endearing.

The whole programme freaks me out. Bing is so annoying and the carers are so creepy.

I groan when DD (2) asks for it. Luckily she can usually be distracted with Thomas or peppa or something instead.

Er, I mean, she has no idea what "bing" is and gets the choice between doing letters, numbers, organic sugar free baking or reading.

Agreed, Padjet in that swing episode gets me shouting at the screen when she carries on pushing him after flop and Bing tell him it's Bing's turn arghhhhhh!!

*Padget

Pando is an annoying little dickhead. I agree. He’s the sort of kid you’d have to grit your teeth and tolerate during a play date. Plus he just can’t keep his trousers on.

agghhh the swing episode! It takes time for the swing to stop? Then stop sodding pushing it. I like Pando but i'd offer to have him on my own without Padgett

I wonder what washing powder his mom uses a those pants are always perfect white

That bloody swing episode!! None of the “kids” seem to have consequences. “Breaking my phone and hiding it in the bin.....it’s a Bing thing.” No it’s not!!

I find Bing way more annoying. He’s either whining about something, breaking stuff or killing stuff. Yeah, DD is on a Bing binge at the moment so very annoying. Although I don’t hate it as much as Paw Patrol!

That whole show gives me the rage - the english on there is sometimes wrong - yes i get that kids will talk like that but surely we should be teaching them how to speak properly - not dedicating a whole show to rubbish english! Urghh - my daughter picked up 'its hurty' from it and she still says that odd word now. Its banned in our house

Haha! Padget definitely panders to him! Why does he always take his trousers off??!!

Not seen this lol 2 more i can think of is Norman from fireman sam my dad calls him a little b@statd everytime he comes on. hes right. Also bob the builder my dads taken to calling him "bob the cowboy builder" i think most children's programmes are really annoying and encourage either bad behaviour or the characters dont speak properly which my dd finda wonderful and obviously copies... all day long! I find peter rabbit the most tolerable or i have the disney life app and a Samsung phone and tv meaning i can mirror screens so have all Disney movies avalible for £5 a month which i think is fantastic and dd loves them. So do i!

Norman is just killing time until he goes to jail

Yes, Pando is one of those "spirited" kids and just runs rings round Padget because she is wetter than a duck's bottom. And keep your sodding trousers on ya wee shite!

Sleeping true

That swing episode makes me grind my teeth in fuckedoffness at the spineless 'adults'. There is also a complete lack of basic manners and shite grammar and 'balloons they are a Bing thing'? No they fucking aren't. That programme has made me sweary and angry just thinking about it.

I think Pando is Padgets nephew, but her sister has some kind of issues and Pando was put into her care. Hence why she panders to everything and has no idea of discipline. She feels guilty for all Pando has been through and for the secret resentment she has for him.

Or to keep it simple. She panders to the Panda!

Bing is "Bing the bastard" in our house since he murdered a butterfly. I think Flop really needs to consider getting him some counselling before he turns into a serial killer.

It's not Pando's fault. It's Padgett. She's the kind of parent you cross the road to avoid.

She's so wet, not only the swing episode, the one where he falls asleep in Bing's bed and she decides they're having a sleepover without being asked...

I think Cuppa has it

I really like Bing, the programme. It's so gentle and mind numbing, I can totally zone out into a sort of half asleep state.

I hate Pando with a passion. Little fucker. So rude and oblivious.
I feel better for typing that.

I've seen the swing episode but the one that triggered this post was the music episode.

She knew Bing wanted the drum but she made sure pando got them first.

When bing breaks the drum and hands over his instrument to sula as an apology, wouldn't the adult thing be to hand over your own instrument instead of sitting there carrying on whilst one child sits at the sidelines all sad?

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who got the rage at the swing episode. I was shouting at the tv! Pando is definitely the most annoying. Coco is a close second-she’s so bossy! I actually like sula but the ‘he’s okay!’ In the opening credits makes me angry! Flop manages to calm me down though with his soothing voice and tolerant ways. (Until he declares something is ‘a bing thing’ when it’s just a normal thing!)