To think I'm getting old?

[TheCatOfAthenry]

In my youth I used a back massager for less innocent purposes.

Today I used a vibrator to massage a sore back muscle.

Is this the first sign?

I have also developed a passing interest in knitting. But that may be genetic rather than age-related, as other women in my family (and some men, come to think of it) started very early.

OP, that’s hilarious .

Is this one of Olay's seven signs?

Or to really show my age, oil of Ulay...