To say tick fuck tock off

[Haffdonga]

I have a watch. DH has a watch.
I have a phone. Dh has a phone.
We have clocks in just about every room in the house yet multiple times a day dh will ask me what the time is.

WHY? I am not the fucking speaking clock.

My boss does this to me.
And the date.

She sits in front of her PC as she asks... 😂

My parents have an old fashioned clock that ticks. Loudly. And bongs the quarter hour. I have to take the batteries out if the fucking think when i go and stay or it keeps me awake all fucking night (sleep downstairs on a sofa bed).

Can you deadpan, “Time you got a watch”. Every. Single. Time