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Final straw in a joke

18 replies

C0rdelia · 27/12/2017 22:52

Being woken up with his hands everywhere and him saying, 'I won't hurt you. Just let me feel around and have a grope'

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SubordinateThatClause · 27/12/2017 22:55

Wtf?

BackHome · 27/12/2017 23:01
Hmm
LuluJakey1 · 27/12/2017 23:07

Sorry, where is the joke? I can't see anything funny.

violetbluesky · 28/12/2017 00:29

Has someone done this to you?

AmericanEskimoDoge · 28/12/2017 00:53

Autocorrect for "bloke", perhaps?

As for "I won't hurt you"... Nothing puts you in the mood like the assurance that you won't be caused actual pain.

Awwlookatmybabyspider · 28/12/2017 00:55

There is nothing jokey in anyway about assault, and that's what it is.

Sanshin · 28/12/2017 00:56

Urgh I cringed just reading that. Dump the fucker.

SilverySurfer · 28/12/2017 01:07

Ugh - that is revolting.

CremeFresh · 28/12/2017 01:11

Appalling behaviour, makes me feel sick.

MrsAJ27 · 28/12/2017 07:48

WTAF?

Shoxfordian · 28/12/2017 08:04

Wtf? He did what?

juliesaway · 28/12/2017 08:05

Is this your OH?

LinoleumBlownapart · 28/12/2017 08:06

"I won't hurt you" wtf?

StickThatInYourPipe · 28/12/2017 08:06

There is nothing jokey in anyway about assault, and that's what it is

Calm down, I think the op has made a typo! Not taking the piss out of assault.

OP LEAVE HIM NOW

PositivelyPERF · 28/12/2017 08:21

Yuck. Nothing screams romance more than a bloke reassuring you that he won't rape you, but just wants a grope. Revolting.

GrooovyLass · 28/12/2017 09:17

Need more info here op.

ConciseandNice · 28/12/2017 09:20

Sweet mercy.

Spangles1963 · 28/12/2017 19:39

The title of this thread has confused me.

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