to twist off my friends lollipop head and flush it down the loo?

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TheDuchessOfNorksBride · 23/04/2007 13:32

because she said to me this morning, whilst we were out running, "if you do this everyday you'll soon be as thin as me".

Personally, I'd rather keep my splendid norks

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brimfull · 23/04/2007 13:33

yes-you have full permission to rip her head off.WHere did she go to charm school?

Furball · 23/04/2007 13:33

you should have tripped her up accidently of course

Carmenere · 23/04/2007 13:34

Scrawny arrogant cow.

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TheDuchessOfNorksBride · 23/04/2007 13:41

Am liking 'scrawny'. And she has terrible crows feet. So ner!

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allieBongo · 23/04/2007 13:43

i would get a new friend

DaisyMOO · 23/04/2007 13:47

I'm sorry but that made me PMSL!

You'll have to tell her about that new Boots cream that gets rid of wrinkles

NineUnlikelyTales · 23/04/2007 13:47

That's no friend

swifterella · 23/04/2007 13:47

ROFL, what a bitch!!

sunnysideup · 23/04/2007 13:57

Agree with Daisy. Get her a pot of face cream and say "If you use this every day, soon you'll be as pretty as me!"

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TheDuchessOfNorksBride · 23/04/2007 14:18

She is a weight-obsessed bore and just thinks everyone wants to be her. Plenty of sheep who do I suppose. Baa.

It's just like ski-bores in the 80's - remember them? Baa.

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